Chuck, I never leave home without them (he and MAXINE erupt into laughter.) Your mother loved this song. Its a little crooked. This is such an interesting font! CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! CHARLES: Hey! ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . Now, we dont have a lot of time. We do not want to kill people! About Lydia. (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? Were going to play a little game! it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. So, I have an idea. And you won't believe how far I'll go. BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. He is so mean to me! ADAM: Yeah. I study death, I think like death, I spent a long holiday weekend in a Red Roof Inn with death! Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. THE MAITLANDS: (ghostly.) Just like, what if Im never happy again? Love is love. LYDIA: Adam, Barbara? BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! Seeking 2 Actor Team for Spring One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! And Ive got a plan! Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Oh my god! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, not so fast Mr. Soulbox. But first, I gotta toss the rule book. People! And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. (in a southern accent.) I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. BEETLEJUICE: Back off, Mom! Im so scared Im going to forget her. LYDIA: Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal, I summon thee with Saturns breath. Cmon. She's now taking to TikTok to spread [] Go back to New York! Got any references? (Smokes.) ADAM: I have an idea! In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. LYDIA: Dad! But she was talking about us. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! Classic Bait and Switch. Im so glad you could make it! Im going to find mom! I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. You asked me, I'm answering. And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! (exits), BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE ME, I VANISHED LIKE A CLOUD OF DIRTY HIPSTER VAPE, LYDIA: By the time you read this I, Lydia Deetz, will be gone there's nothing for me here I'm alone, forsaken, invisible. Not answering! We want to help you! LYDIA: Im alone. OTHO: Its Kevin! Charles! BARBARA: Im sorry, why are we in the attic? (DELIA screams.) Source: www.enca.com. LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! GIRL SCOUT: Okay Well- Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? 2) Starbuck 3) John 8: 12: "I am the light of the world. And then, spring the trap. BEETLEJUICE: NO! New neighbors?! Hey, I get it! . BEETLEJUICE: So. CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. Well its a lot bigger on the inside! You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. I am utterly alone. ADAM: Kill?!??!? LYDIA: Really? Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. No no no no no. Uh, hey! Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. Okay, new plan. Well that wouldve been good to know. This is the first nice moment Ive had since I got here. Weve already said it a bunch of times! Oh god, Im so worried now. "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) Its time for Americas favorite game show! JUNO: Oh, look at you! Im sorry its kind of a mess. I don't know what just happened. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. Its like against the law at my house. And yet, I worry. I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. MAXINE: OH STOP! One big dark room. Now, lets get you processed. OKAY? DELIA: Well, Im so happy for all of you. WE COULD JUST WALK BUT WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE, ADAM: THAT MUST BE THE REASON SHE SEES US, FRIENDS WHO DON'T STOP AT PROBLEMS OR OBSTACLES. I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. It didn't work. I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. LYDIA: What? ADAM: Well that wasnt very nice. DELIA: (Ringing Triangle.) God, youre a screw up! People dont read. It CLICKS OFF. BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! All rights go to Tim Burton and creator. Move forward. NEIGHBOR: Hello?! Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. BARBARA: There are two kinds of people in this world. I call it The Soulbox. CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! CHARLES: Delia! What does that mean? AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . (to audience.) BEETLEJUICE: OH! BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. No you cant do that! BEETLEJUICE: No. Lets spin the wheel. GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. Girl, just say it three times in a row. ADAM: Oh! Mr. Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? Hey guys? God, why cant he just leave me alone? Well you got what you wanted, Dad. So, what do you say? DELIA: I dont see race. OKAY! From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." Theres very good energy in here. I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. DELIA: No, I thought youd be proud of me for taking inititAHve. Make them think that theyre in control! Having lost her. ), BARBARA: MAITLANDS 2.0! BARBARA: You seem like a normal girl to me. You saw that monster! Everything was the way it used to be. Do you want some lunch? If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. Hi, boys! LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! When Lydia calls on Beetlejuice to scare away her . Act I 1. Dad, please. Dead Mom loved our house. Right now, no matter what I do, I cannot affect the world of the living. Lets find out! For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. Beetlejuice (v.o) (laughs to himself) you are a naughty man. BARBARA: Were just a normal couple. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? You see, the living ignore the dead. I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. Let me point you to the right page. Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. /Say my name/. CHARLES: Lydia! BARBARA: I think so! AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: When Adam finds the advert for Betelgeuse, he actually says the name three times, but because he pronounces it "Bay-til Guy-ce", the incantation doesn't work. (a beat.) EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! LYDIA: I dont have a lot of friends so, if I have to live in this stupid house, at least I know Ill have you guys in the attic. JUNO: Report to processing! Oo! CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. What? I died with this sash. Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. Thats why Im doing this. Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? OTHO: So glad that you asked. My guruOtho! Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso in "Beetlejuice." Matthew Murphy. I can no longer stand to be used like a puppet between two deceitful worlds. Keep it coming gentleman! Upgrade to PRO Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! If this house is haunted, then that means mom might still be back at our old house! (LYDIA stabs him.) This is exciting! Unless, are you horribly disfigured? I accept you. DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. And they eat ghosts. Thats your answer for everything! LYDIA: Im not going back! Leave this house! And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. LYDIA: Because, youre not scary. BEETLEJUICE: Hi there, ahahaha! AGHHHH! LYDIA: I have a mother! BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. I FOUND MY FREQUENCY CRYSTALS SPEAK TO ME, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THERE ARE SPIRITUAL GUIDES ABOVE LOOK UP AND SEE 'EM, JUST LISTEN TO THE MELODY THE UNIVERSE SINGS, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THE UNIVERSE IS JUST THE CONTENTS OF TIME, MATTER AND SPACE, LYDIA: NINETY-ONE BILLION LIGHT-YEARS ACROSS AND THE EARTH'S A SMALL PLACE, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS ARE SINKING BUT NEGATIVE THINKING IS HARDLY THE CAUSE, YOU THINK LIFE IS ALL UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS 'CAUSE YOU'RE BORED, LYDIA: AND POSITIVITY IS A LUXURY THAT FEW CAN AFFORD, DELIA: NO NO NO! (ADAM and BARBARA scream as BARBARAs hand is on fire.). Ooohh? BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! Ongoing. THIS FEATURE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRO MEMBERS. I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. JUNO: STOP! Ill marry you! If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. If we want our house back, we have to fight for it! Now, heres the plan; I cant make the living say my name, but with a little help from me, those newlydeads can. (a beat.) No one likes it, throw it out.. Not gonna do that. COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! So. By Ben Brantley. Chapter 1: The Netherworld. Please, forgive me! April 25, 2019. Couple of five-star reviews. 5. In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! And there is a way. CHARLES: I am very good at sex. AHHH! BEETLEJUICE: DON'T BE SO VANILLA WOULD A LITTLE ANGER KILL YA? BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! I guess Ill just go. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to kill those people downstairs. I'm on the bench, but coach. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! The show opened in April 2019 at the Winter Garden Theatre but, just under a year later, the pandemic shuttered it prematurely. Its like a nursing home for sad cats. I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!". First published Apr 06, 2020. BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. I am also dead. Lydia: No! ADAM: Well, hey I do not see any cops around here! Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! we have to go home! LYDIA: I want you to stay. Wheres your handbook? *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. LYDIA: I really like you guys. YAAAH. 119. C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. . BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! Oh, Adam, were just getting started! CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! Yes, its been very creepy. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, thank you very much. Thats the rule. Lydia, you are so weird. CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! Again. ADAM: The electoral college! LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. Who knows what hes done to Lydia! Im just saying its not stupid. Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? Shes definitely done some stuff, I can tell. Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. You need a mother. LYDIA: Yeah, you look like a bloated zebra that a lion ripped apart and then didnt eat because there was obviously something wrong with it, so it just rotted in the hot African sun. We are father, daughter, and Delia. We're gonna be rich! Yeah Yeah Yeah. Promise me we can talk about her. LYDIA: Well, Im not going with them! Heres help, heres you. TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) Im not sure youre equipped. . Im sorry everybody. And you dont exist. But you can. It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! Thats what I want too. I have some good news. (they scream.) Like these weirdos. I have a chance to see her again, please! We couldve been such a great team. Alone. BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! Girl, just say it three times in a row. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Well, I should probably get going. ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! Leave this house! Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? DELIA: I dont understand! BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. Maybe nothing has to change. MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! ADAM: I know! I WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, OR IM DONE TAKE ME WHERE MY SOUL CAN RUN, OR ILL BE IN MY BEDROOM WAKE ME WHEN IM TWENTY-ONE, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME. But hey. Delia! Make My Millennium!". BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. I need to really live, really connect! I cant see! Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! Then I guess theres no rush! Mom was the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe! Can I bring her back? I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! Someones gonna get killed! So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! All ganging up against the mean lady from hell! DELIA: Dont you worry Charles, if we make it look fabulous, no one will ever know its actually crushingly insecure and older than it says it is. BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! The Netherworld. Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. Thats a neat trick. Yeah. She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. AGHHHH, ADAM: HOLD ON ONE DAMN MINUTE! But I (a beat.) BARBARA: Wait, what? Of course I might have to get a little mean. Well, if you wanna treat me like a demon, then Ill be a demon. Now, to the Prius! Welcome! Beetlejuice DC Script - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free. We did find that out. I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. BARBARA: SURE, THE GROOM CRAWLED OUT OF A TOMB, BARBARA/DELIA: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, I WANNA SEE A TEAR IN EVERY EYE AS I PASS BY, I KNOW THAT ON THE OUTSIDE HE'S DISGUSTING, BUT I KNOW THAT THIS TIME, I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT, ALL: HERE COMES THE BRIDE HERE COMES THE BRIDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME CULTURES THINK THIS KIND OF THING'S ALRIGHT, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY MY CREEPY OLD GUY. BEETLEJUICE: WHY GOD-SLASH-SATAN, DID YOU SEND THESE BED WETTERS? And now were all alone. Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. BEETLEJUICE: WOO! Theyre chasing me! All you gotta do is say my name. LYDIA: Dad came back for me? Playing hardball, huh? Were still together. Im gonna say it! We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. Lydia. It's our house now, kid! You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. The man next to me is the one I want. DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. ADAM: What the heck did they do to our house? To the dead. Im invisible. (softly.) ADAM: Lydia, we're so sorry! DELIA: Lydia, you cannot just sneak up on people and take their essence. Where is that damned exorcist? OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH. Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. Puppet show!! Ugh, classic Maitlands. THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. There are people downstairs. Im Barbara, this is Adam. Use their user talk pages. Oh my god! Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. And choosing the people you wanna share it with! LYDIA: I had a change of heart. Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. But honey, whatever it is you think youre looking for, youre not gonna find it. You are dead? ADAM: Do you mean us? ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. CHARLES: OkayOtho! Cmon! Parts. Thank you for being here. LYDIA: What are you talking about? Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. BEETLEJUICE: Your mom? . beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! Eh, it was worth a shot. Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? (a beat.) CHARLES: You think this is what I want? (laughs) Hell do it. BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) CHARLES: No, you have failed. She was my world, too Lydia. YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. Lydia, right now you are redirecting anger and deflecting pain and other terms I learned in my training. BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. Adam, wanna do the honors? Broadway's "SCREAMINGLY GOOD FUN!" (Variety) musical comedy is now haunting houses all across the country!Based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film, BEETLEJUICE tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing for stripes. Look at you. MAXINE: And hell do it! MAXIE DEAN: I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community." Im sorry I just couldnt help myself. No! So! Boo. DELIA: Nope! ADAM: Barbara! I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! It sayswe should draw a door. LYDIA: I dont wanna forget about her. And its not fair, you know? But it seems that Teeter is not content with just wowing audiences on stage. Living girl! Whatd you do!? Up the stairs! Stripey Ghost Man? Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. Scarecrow. (an idea.) "Beetlejuice" runs through . Once Im dead, my dad will be sorry! (Charles and Delia try a Hi-five) Oh, so close! **Beetlejuice: The Musical has ended its Broadway run, but is currently touring nationally. I don't even like pottery! It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. CHARLES: Dont say that. Theyre the real villains of this show. I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. I'm so glad you changed your mind. ENSEMBLE: Daylight come and we wan' go PASTOR: (spoken) In times like these, we have no words We have only each other Today we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz Devoted wife . Our countdown includes scenes from "Beetlejuice", "School Daze", "Grease 2" and more! And they have scorpions for teeth! But heres the good news! THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) ADAM: Woah. ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! Mmmmmm, yes! Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. So goodbye . IS SIMPLY A MANIFESTATION OF MOTHERLY PANIC, AREN'T YOU CREATING A WAY OF TRANSLATING THE TERROR, HIDING AWAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE BEING A BAD MOM, ADAM AND BARBARA: SOON ENOUGH, OUR HOPES AND OUR DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED. MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? Now heres the problem. frowns at the MUSIC. CHARLES: Lydia! You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. But, its worth it. Take care of them. All you gotta do is say my name. Except for you, Dead Mom. BARBARA: I was too! I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! Scott Brown What are you talking about. You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! Its the perfect weapon to help you vanquish your ghost. What do I always say about doubt? In her eyes, her ability to "gut" the house is connected to her ability to express, from which Charles is blocking her. After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. Do you think you would mind leaving and never coming back? DELIA: Why does this always happen to me? CHARLES: HELLO! BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. And the people who live there, Ive been watching them for a while. I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. ADAM: Oh god! ADAM: Oh! Check it out, Lydia! I have something to say. FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! (giggle) Just kidding! The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. DELIA: The b is silent, but it still stings. CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. OTHO: Delia! LYDIA: My whole life is a dark room. I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. Then you won't believe how far I'll go. So I kinda found the original script for the DC run of Beetlejuice. And also, I dont model anymore. TELL MY STORYYYYYY! She scratches that out. LYDIA: Hey Delia! ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. . Grab what you can and- (pulls blanket and reveals DELIA.) What if Lydias in my head right now? OH GOD! Whats a matter Chuck? Were going to change that (rings triangle.) Lift with your back! DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. Ive never felt this before. If I had known. So mean. Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! DELIA: Doubt. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. The man next to me But someone must have said Beetlejuice's name three times, because . BARBARA: But were invisible. Start reading. About the future. The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . 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